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Just_some_fellah

(1 Reviews)

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Buyer on Kinkie for 8 months . Since Jan 12, 2026

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Please, please, PLEASE read this before you message me. It is getting hard to stay polite.

I've been getting a lot of messages lately from sellers claiming to have read my bio and think they are a good match, so I thought maybe I should actually write a bio and remove misunderstanding from the equation.

I have a very reliable seller that has not let me down so far, so my kinky needs are well taken care of.

I am a unicorn hunter. Looking for something very specific and so far I haven't found it, but if you are white, married, shaven, more than a size 8 or any combination of those you are not in my target group and I will probably not be buying from you unless there is something exceptional about you that tweaks my imagination.

I might just have a look at your profile to see what you have to say, and I promise you, if I want to talk to you about buying something I will be in touch,I will never deliberately waste your time I have too much respect for the work you ladies put in to do that. At the same time I have once or twice accidentally thumb tapped on profiles that I wasn't interested in. Please don't a**ume that because I "viewed" I want to buy, sometimes it's just a clumsy thumbs mistake.

Good luck to all of you lovely sellers.