Leaving this review mostly as a warning to others, because it feels only fair to warn sellers what they’re dealing with here.
What presented itself was not a buyer...
it was a piggy rooting around for attention.. strangely proud of how little dignity he has.
There was no chat, no fun, just a constant STINK of neediness.
The kind where you can practically hear the snuffling through the screen.
Everything about the interaction felt sloppy and overeager, like a pig who thinks being desperate is charming.
Spoiler... it isn’t.
If you enjoy exciting orders, a substantial amount of money, or literally anything enjoyable, this will be a miss.
If, however, you’re looking to observe a piggy embarrass itself oinking for approval then you’ll know exactly what you’re getting.
One star, given purely so this review can exist. Consider yourselves warned 🐷
Pathetic. You actually tipped for a 1-star review? That's not submission, that's rock-bottom desperation wrapped in delusion.🤣
Worthless pay piggy hands over cash just to get told how utterly insignificant and laughable he is. No spine, no self-respect, just a twitching wallet begging to be mocked.
You’re not even worth the effort of cruelty — you’re background noise in the drain game. Keep paying for scraps of disdain, you sad little zero.
1/5 stars. Because even zero feels generous. 🐷💸
Ms Lucy 💋
Deleted User, 8mos ago
Avoid this fucking dirty little pig. It came squealing into my inbox with 0 dignity and clearly 0 brain cells. I wish I had blocked the account from the get go. Remember that dweeby little nurd at school sat in the corner picking his nose, stinking of piss unable to grasp the simple task of potty training. Well that kid has nothing on this piss poor excuse of a human.
This one deserves nothing but humiliation. Being dragged round a muddy field on all fours squealing like the little pig they are, whilst people point and laugh would be shameful for some but not this one.
Come back to my inbox. I dare you.
Wait till you hear this dirty little piggy squealing 🐷 crawled into my inbox begging me to publicly expose him for the rancid piglet he is. I say “he” very lightly, as this specimen is much closer to a shit coated swine than a human.
Speaking of… he purchased some special 😜 sandwiches on here because that’s what piggy brains do, and he couldn’t even stomach eating them 🤣🤣 so he claims to be a pig, but he can’t even do that very well. Could say he’s telling porkies 🤥
REAL pigs actually get to rut other pigs and breed. This wannabe piglet has only ever seen 2 pussies in his life and he didn’t even get a fuck out of it 🤣 imagine having such a teeny tiny, useless, limp and worthless cock that even when girls are showing you their pussy in-person, they don’t want you inside them 🤏🏻 that tells you everything you need to know about this disgusting twat.
He’s such a low down in the ground specimen, he’d be a better service to mankind if he was the actual slop in the troughs that pigs eat 🤣🤣 at least he can be of some use to something then.
Anyway, he’s had enough of my time now. You don’t deserve women’s attention unless you’re paying them money so they can laugh at you, but you know that already 💅🏻
Deleted User, 8mos ago
Let me be brutally honest, because someone has to be. I agreed to this encounter out of a morbid curiosity, and I regret every second of it.
From the moment he DM me I got the vibes of stale smelling and unwashed loser
I should have blocked him
there and then!
The term "virgin" doesn't even begin to cover it. This level of ineptitude is a choice. He confessed his pathetic fantasy of having food stuffed up his arse, which was about the only thing that seems to get a reaction from his tiny, shrivelled excuse for a cock. Maggots are less repulsive!
The entire experience was a lesson in disappointment. He is a waste of space, a collection of foul smells and failed ambitions. Save your energy and your self-respect. There is nothing here to salvage.
this piggy really is the worst of the worst. so desperate it’s repulsive. I know he smells like cheese and salami too it’s fucking disgusting !!! and his ass smells like the pork sausages he shoves up his ass. like what the fuck? I can’t imagine being such a freak hahaha this guy is never going to lose his virginity. don’t even let him see you naked, he doesn’t deserve it - no matter how much he begs you. unless he drains his wallet 🐷😂😂😂
