You disgusting little worm. You actually want this, donβt you? Iβve just emptied my blocked washing machine filter and the smell is absolutely VILE. Itβs a rancid, stinking bag of pure filth and I know one of you grubby losers will be desperate to get your hands on it π
This isnβt some cute, packaged pair of knickers. This is a proper, minging, stinking mess. Itβs packed full of damp, matted clumps of my very long ginger hair, all tangled up with soggy fluff, black dirt and gosh knows what other slime from the depths of the machine.
Youβll even find a disintegrated sticker and a clothes label in there, just adding to the revolting c*cktail. The stench is genuinely eye-watering β a foul, musty, rotten pong that will have you gagging π€’
I bet youβre sniffing your screen just thinking about it. You know you need this. You want to own a genuine, stinking piece of filth from Miss Sophieβs house.
This is a one-of-a-kind, disgusting treasure and youβll pay Β£30 for the privilege. Donβt you dare try to haggle. Youβll pay what I tell you to and youβll be grateful for the opportunity to sniff my stinking, dirty waste.
Bagged straight from the filter, so all that glorious stink is sealed in just for you.
Buy it now, you filthy little worm.
Price includes UK postage.
(This item cannot be sent internationally unfortunately)
(Listing created: Thursday 14th May)
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