💕pu**y Perfume P**fs💕

Ladies and gentlemen, step aside. Chanel no5 has competition. 🌸

Introducing my exclusive pu**y Perfume p**fs 🌟 lovingly rubbed all over my precious little pu**y so you can enjoy a little sniff of your favourite girl’s most intimate fragrance. 💦💕

Forget sticking your nose in a random mingers knickers off here urgh 🤮
The QUEEN has something FAR more exclusive, and you simply aren’t important enough to get the real thing. 💁🏼‍♀️👑

✨ POCKET-SIZED pu**y PERFECTION ✨

Small enough to take absolutely everywhere. Imagine being sat on the bus, surrounded by the general public, secretly snuffling out your little p**f for a cheeky sniff of MEEEE. 😭💋

At work? Have a sniff, darling.

At the dinner table with your wife? GO ON. Have another little sniff. 💕

In a serious business meeting? Nothing says professional quite like a grown man discreetly sniffing my pu**y p**f under the table. 🤣

The sweetest scent you’ll ever experience, and quite possibly the closest you’ll ever get to a woman of my calibre.

Honestly, darling, I should be bottled up in Selfridges. Instead, I’m generously allowing you little weirdos to sniff my leftovers. You’re welcome. 💅🏼💋

💕 YOUR LITTLE SNIFF MENU 💕

💋 1 p**f — £10
💋 2 p**fs — £17
💋 3 p**fs — £20

📦 InPost locker delivery — £3 UK

Go on, you filthy little fragrance enthusiasts. Your nose has expensive taste, even if the rest of you doesn’t. 😘💕

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