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Bottles of ALL the GOOD STUFF - piss / squirt / squirt & cum / sweat / tears
โš ๏ธ SINCERE APOLOGIES FOLKS: PANDEMIC + UK/EU = DOUBLE WHAMMY POSTAGE DELAYS ๐Ÿคฌ SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME & CHECK BACK SOON โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿงด The same bespoke, made-to-order service goes for my bottled items, which are beautifully packaged in old apothecary style amber glass bottles which you'll be proud to display. They come with a choice of top: standard screw cap, atomiser spray or - unique to the squirt ๐Ÿ’ฆ bottles - rolette tops, allowing you the luxurious, sensual sensation of a roll-on to enjoy my lady-juice. โ“โ“โ“ HOW IT WORKSโ“โ“โ“ ๐Ÿ’ง Select the elixir of your choice ๐Ÿฅค Choose the concentration you'd like ie. how long I should refrain from drinking beforehand ๐Ÿ’ Name any particular foods you'd like me to eat/not eat in the 12 hours preceding ๐Ÿ“ฎ Sit back and wait for the postman to deliver your beautifully - but discreetly - packaged item/s PISS:- ๐Ÿšฝ 50ml (ยฃ30) or 2 for ยฃ50 ๐Ÿšฝ Option of blue glass (add ยฃ1) ๐Ÿšฝ Choice of screw cap or atomiser spray top ๐Ÿšฝ 2 hrs without drinking pre-piss (add ยฃ5 per additional hour) LADY JUICE / SQUIRT:- ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10ml (ยฃ30) or 2 for ยฃ50 ๐Ÿ’ฆ Option of blue glass ๐Ÿ’ฆ Choice of screw cap OR atomiser spray top OR rolette (roll-on) top GAL SQUIRT & GUY CUM COCKTAIL::- ๐Ÿธ 25ml (ยฃ30) or 2 for ยฃ50 ๐ŸธChoice of screw cap or atomiser spray top SWEAT:- ๐Ÿ˜… 25ml (ยฃ25) or 2 for ยฃ40 ๐Ÿ˜… Choice of screw cap or atomiser spray top TEARS:- ๐Ÿ’ง 1ml (ยฃ50) ๐Ÿ’ง Comes with a letter, handwritten on luxury parchment, telling you how I made myself weep. ๐Ÿ’งTo me, tears are the most intimate and sexiest of all the bodily fluids, โ„๏ธโ„๏ธโ„๏ธ Did You Know? Your tears have different molecular structures depending on the reason you shed them. Angry tears look different to sad tears. Tears of joy look different to tears of grief. Isn't that just mind-blowing? โ„๏ธโ„๏ธโ„๏ธ
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corporatecuntmuffin

corporatecuntmuffin

  • This seller has 3 items listed for sale. corporatecuntmuffin has been selling on Kinkie for 7 days since Jan 01, 2021.
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Hi there, and thanks for stopping by my page - I hope you find what you're looking for ๐Ÿ’‹

I'm Savannah, a corporate lawyer in 'real life'. Being naughty at work is a massive turn on for me - particularly as I'm surrounded by people with gigantically over-inflated senses of self-importance, so knowing that I'm having a good ol'iwank ๐Ÿ’ฆ just meters away from the boardroom really gets me going. Plus there's no better way to calm one's nerves before an important meeting! Thinking about the repercussions if I were to get caught makes me crazy horny f ๐Ÿ˜ˆ.

Unlike most sellers who sell already-worn knickers, I offer a bespoke service whereby you get to be part of the process, 'designing' the knickers so they're absolutely perfect for YOU!

And you're buying far more than just knickers - you're also buying the experience: the 'foreplay' as your imagination runs wild knowing that I'm wearing them and thinking of you as I get myself off ๐Ÿ’ฆ . Then when the package arrives: 'that' photo a visual cue for a multi-sensory experience as you hold the knickers close and inhale...

HOW IT WORKS:-
๐Ÿ‘™ Choose from a range of knickers
๐Ÿงผ Make known any special requests
๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ I wear the knickers to work
โ˜•๏ธ Or if you prefer, a venue of your choice, for eg. a coffee shop
๐Ÿ’ฆ I think of you as I have a good ol' wank in the toilet cubicle
๐Ÿ“ท I capture our moment for a multi-sensory experience as you breathe in my sweet scent
๐ŸŽ You receive a very happy parcel in the post (beautifully - but discreetly - packaged, of course ๐Ÿ˜‰)

Every item I create will have been part of a mutually shared journey between the two of us, in which I always take the greatest pride, as far as reasonably possible accommodating your individual preferences. The same goes for my bottled items; piss, squirt, squirt & cum, sweat and sexiest of all: my tears.

I only want to share myself with those who will truly appreciate me...those who go for quality over quantity... who share my belief that the brain is the sexiest organ of them all...who are after more depth and less haste.

STANDARD SERVICES & PRODUCTS I OFFER:-
As this is a bespoke service all orders are tailored just for you, so if what you're looking for isn't listed, please feel free to ask - I'll do all I can (within legal - and blurry ethical ๐Ÿ˜‰ - boundaries) to accommodate your desires.

๐Ÿ’‹ Knickers and/or stockings in a variety of styles & prices, with optional fetish extras
๐Ÿ’‹ Bottled piss / squirt / squirt & cum / sweat / tears
๐Ÿ’‹ Bloodied silky handkerchief: think Jack the Ripper stylee (NB: not menstrual blood)
๐Ÿ’‹ Themed Photo Sets: Your fantasy in print - choose your own theme (eg. cowgirl/1920s deco/secretary) and you'll recive 5 photos in various poses and degrees of sexiness as chosen by you
๐Ÿ’‹ Themed Videos: As above but in video format (1 min taster / 3 min / 5 min)
๐Ÿ’‹ Sexting: Coming very soon!

WHAT I DON'T OFFER:-
๐Ÿ–ค My face: photos / videos will be cropped as necessary
๐Ÿ–ค Girlfriend experience or any kind of public meet-up (no exceptions; my professional life prohibts this)
๐Ÿ–ค Anal (ie in photos/videos)
๐Ÿ–ค A positive response to receiving dicks pics of any kind - it's tasteless, insulting & you will be blocked

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