Bottles of ALL the GOOD STUFF - piss / squirt / squirt & cum / sweat / tears

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corporatecuntmuffin

• This seller has 3 items listed for sale. corporatecuntmuffin has been selling on Kinkie for 7 days since Jan 01, 2021.
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Hi there, and thanks for stopping by my page - I hope you find what you're looking for 💋

I'm Savannah, a corporate lawyer in 'real life'. Being naughty at work is a massive turn on for me - particularly as I'm surrounded by people with gigantically over-inflated senses of self-importance, so knowing that I'm having a good ol'iwank 💦 just meters away from the boardroom really gets me going. Plus there's no better way to calm one's nerves before an important meeting! Thinking about the repercussions if I were to get caught makes me crazy horny f 😈.

Unlike most sellers who sell already-worn knickers, I offer a bespoke service whereby you get to be part of the process, 'designing' the knickers so they're absolutely perfect for YOU!

And you're buying far more than just knickers - you're also buying the experience: the 'foreplay' as your imagination runs wild knowing that I'm wearing them and thinking of you as I get myself off 💦 . Then when the package arrives: 'that' photo a visual cue for a multi-sensory experience as you hold the knickers close and inhale...

HOW IT WORKS:-
👙 Choose from a range of knickers
🧼 Make known any special requests
👩‍💼 I wear the knickers to work
☕️ Or if you prefer, a venue of your choice, for eg. a coffee shop
💦 I think of you as I have a good ol' wank in the toilet cubicle
📷 I capture our moment for a multi-sensory experience as you breathe in my sweet scent
🎁 You receive a very happy parcel in the post (beautifully - but discreetly - packaged, of course 😉)

Every item I create will have been part of a mutually shared journey between the two of us, in which I always take the greatest pride, as far as reasonably possible accommodating your individual preferences. The same goes for my bottled items; piss, squirt, squirt & cum, sweat and sexiest of all: my tears.

I only want to share myself with those who will truly appreciate me...those who go for quality over quantity... who share my belief that the brain is the sexiest organ of them all...who are after more depth and less haste.

STANDARD SERVICES & PRODUCTS I OFFER:-
As this is a bespoke service all orders are tailored just for you, so if what you're looking for isn't listed, please feel free to ask - I'll do all I can (within legal - and blurry ethical 😉 - boundaries) to accommodate your desires.

💋 Knickers and/or stockings in a variety of styles & prices, with optional fetish extras
💋 Bottled piss / squirt / squirt & cum / sweat / tears
💋 Bloodied silky handkerchief: think Jack the Ripper stylee (NB: not menstrual blood)
💋 Themed Photo Sets: Your fantasy in print - choose your own theme (eg. cowgirl/1920s deco/secretary) and you'll recive 5 photos in various poses and degrees of sexiness as chosen by you
💋 Themed Videos: As above but in video format (1 min taster / 3 min / 5 min)
💋 Sexting: Coming very soon!

WHAT I DON'T OFFER:-
🖤 My face: photos / videos will be cropped as necessary
🖤 Girlfriend experience or any kind of public meet-up (no exceptions; my professional life prohibts this)
🖤 Anal (ie in photos/videos)
🖤 A positive response to receiving dicks pics of any kind - it's tasteless, insulting & you will be blocked

• Other items from this seller:
• Bespoke Service: Dirty Knickers Worn To Order Especially For You! As FILTHY as you want them (with the s/excretion of your choice)
• Your Fantasy in Print! Custom Photos to a Theme of Your Choice – Taking Sexy Pics to a Whole New Level!